This club bidon gives you instant access to the Cranky Club.
And let's frowny face it: nothing feels better than belonging somewhere, does it? Don't forget to give it some water now and then.

Oh and, a small bonus:
these babies are printed on Tacx Shiva Bio-bidons.
This means the plastic of the bottle is biodegradable.
Don't worry though, the bottle will not dissolve in your hand. Pinky promise!